perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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