Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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