Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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