Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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