highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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