its not stalking. its research.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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