I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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