Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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