they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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