i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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