i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
He shit in the fireplace
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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