I want to stick my p in your. b.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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