Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Randomize
