I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
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