We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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