Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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