I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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