Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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