She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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