I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Randomize
