do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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