My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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