okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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