yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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