Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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