For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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