my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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