Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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