I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
we should paint friendship bongs
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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