Your mouth is God's brothel.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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