is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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