whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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