2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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