So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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