Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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