He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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