I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
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