He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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