I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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