Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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