There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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