so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
