bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
He felt like a one man threesome
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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