did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i already hear my dad disowning me
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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