I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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