Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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