i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
tell me about the eggs
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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