like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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