put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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