Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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